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Ride report for 16th. Nov.

The Long Ride Tasmania - October 18-19

The Red Scarf           (Or Faith Restored?)

Ride Report - St Columba Falls - October 12th 2008

Launceston Show Day - Tulips at Wynyard

Ride report - 28th September 2008

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Ride report for 16th. Nov. 2008

Thirteen bikes turned up at the Rail yards and rode to Sheffield via Longford, Westwood, Hagley, Cluan, Exton, Reedy Marsh, Deloraine, Weetah, Kimberly, Railton, Spreyton and Barrington.

Mike turned up at the start to see us on our way. (really just to show us his new white and blue work BMW) We stopped at the train in Deloraine for morning tea and met up with another six bikes and riders from the Northern Tamar Valley area. Just as we were about to leave, Longrain turned up with a pitiful excuse about sleeping in. ( I think it was just to avoid contributing a gold coin at the start.) Then we were twenty bikes strong and had an interesting ride to Sheffield the short way!

Tony joined us at the lunch stop and then after the executive diners had finished at the pub we set of for afternoon tea at Westbury via Paradise and Mole Creek.

I discovered another rider at Westbury and am not to sure just where Michael joined us. This was all a bit overwhelming for me and I dropped my biscuit on the floor of the shop and then outside Bevan painted himself and most of the rest of the table with castor sugar from the huge cake he was attacking.

After watching other members of our group stuffing themselves with ice cream, I decided to go home and mow the lawns.

Seriously I had a great time, it was good to see some new faces along with some I had not seen for a while, and thank all those who turned up to make it a nice day.

Beejay.
(Oh! the lawn mower would not start! Maybe tomorrow it will go.)

The Long Ride Tasmania - October 18-19

One thousand and eighteen kilometres, two days of sheer delight, four seasons and more in forty eight hours, great and funny memories, new friendships, four tanks of fuel and a lot of happy faces.

Oh, and about $2000 for research into prostate cancer.

What a weekend! I still have difficulty getting the smile off my face!

When I got home, I was somewhere between being sad that it was over, happy to be out of the saddle, sad that it would be 12 months before we did it again, and happy that I had succeeded in doing something 'different'!

Those of us that went will have great memories; those that did not, make sure you put the date in your diary now for next year. The Long Ride is destined to be an annual event, with more riders, more fun and hopefully more dollars.

For the record, we raised just a tad under $2000. But that included some $405 raised by our only southern rider, Julie Foster, who worked for weeks to gather that sort of money. Frankly, that's a great start. Lets double it next year!

So let's re-trace our tracks.

At 8 am, the weather was a little overcast and not looking too good when some 13 bikes and 18 of us set off for Burnie. Bruce joined us at the Hadspen turnoff. Drizzle started about Westbury and turned to light rain by Sassafras. It lasted until just after Devonport. So far, so good. Bearable at least.

First stop was fuel at Burnie followed by Maccas. There we were met by a large number of North West Coast riders - it was great to see them and their enthusiasm and support for the concept was right up there. We take this opportunity to thank Rod Priestley and his Ulysses members for their support.

Off some of us then went for Somerset and the long haul down to Queenstown, via the magnificent Hellier Gorge. Yes, the road was wet, but taken with care, it was simply breathtaking - rainforest, gorges, superb roads and pristine air.

Some went direct via the link road, missing Hellier.

From Hellier, the road winds its way down to Tullah, where some had a break. Others had taken a break at Warratah (waiting for the ride leader who had simply forgotten to stop!)

From Tullah, a left turn via Lake Plimsoll is a must. Here the road winds up through the spectacular hills and mountains of the west, providing vistas that simply must be seen to be believed. And the road -motorcycle heaven to say the least.

Queenstown came into view about 12.30 pm for some of us. By now the weather was fabulous, low 20s and very little wind. Just as ordered!!

Straight to the world's best souvlaki shop for lunch. Well, at least they welcomed us with open arms, and they do serve the best lamb souvlaki.

After lunch and a rest, the group, now numbering more than 25, headed for Hobart. First stop was Derwent Bridge.

But I must say that the road from Hobart to Derwent Bridge, about 70 or 80 minutes travelling time, is the best motorcycle road I have even been on. It has everything. Scenery, mountains, lakes and wild rivers, national parks(Bob Brown was nowhere to be seen), and a road surface second to none. And corners! Millions of them. I suspect a few opened the throttle a little at times, enjoying that rare moment of sheer ecstasy.

R & R at Derwent Bridge was relaxing, with the next stop being at Hamilton, about 50 minutes out of Hobart.

Groups of four and five had spread out and paced themselves through this long stage. At one point we all drove around a rather nasty looking, three or four foot tiger snake, warming himself in the middle of the road. The big Kookaburra that decided he was for lunch got more than the fright of his life when he ran straight into an FJR doing 120km! So did the rider! Ouch, that hurt.

A large group of us stayed at the Graham Court Apartments in Newtown. Believe it or not, the two nearest pubs - both of which had a certain attraction to us after 10 hours on the bikes - were either closed or under construction! A phone call and we were at Cooleys Hotel in Moonah, where drinks and fine food were consumed in copious amounts and lots of tall stories were uttered.

Day one was over, and I had Bruce and Guy in my room. Struth, you would think that after such a long and hard day, a man deserves better than that!

At 8 the next morning, 20 of us were ready for the next long ride. Out past the Risdon Prison (Arthur, Tony and Wayne were seen waving to mates, Roz muttered something about knowing most of the inmates), to Richmond and down to Orford we went. Weather magnificent, riding conditions superb and a coffee to look forward to.

The party then headed for a break at Bicheno, before arriving at St Helens for lunch. The temperate had dropped from the low 20s to the very low teens! And it was bloody cold.

At St Helens, out came the wet weather gear as the heavens opened. Up through the Pyengana and Welborough passes we got into thick fog and very cold and misty conditions. But eerily, the road was dry and the ride extremely enjoyable. The last break was at Scottsdale, where a lot of now weary but very happy riders stopped for the last time.

Here the talk was all about how enjoyable and challenging the two days had been. As stated earlier, new friendships were formed, old ones strengthened and all in a good cause.

Next year I reckon we should go the other way! But more of that later.

Thanks to all that came along, even those that did a day and headed home, or did just a stage. The exercise was all about friendship and raising a bob or two for research into the silent Prostate killer amongst us.

Stay upright.

PS - Bruce took some great photos which are on display on the web site.

Benny

The Red Scarf

So I apologise. Yes, two weeks ago I slandered the name of many Tamar Tourer Ulyssians for riding over my beloved red scarf out Poatina way.

But my faith is restored! Those two lovable chaps - Phil and Beetle - actually went looking for it last week on their way to the Great Lake to do some fishing. And guess what?

THEY FOUND THE BLOODY THING!!!! AND THEY BROUGHT IT BACK!!!!!!! (Geez a couple of the 10lb rainbow trout they caught would have been more appreciated…but don't tell them that)

Thanks fellas.
Benny

Ride Report - St Columba Falls - October 12th 2008

More than 15 bikes (with many two-ups) met early on Sunday, in bleak looking, foggy conditions at Inveresk. Our old mate Scotchie, on the white Thunderbird was rugged up and ready for action. But blimey, not another miserable day we thought as the weather looked awful.

Enough is enough. The last two Sundays have seemed like the gods of motorcycling weather were punishing us for not going to church first. (Actually, Guy was spotted popping into that big church at Evandale thanking someone for allowing him such a free and easy life!)

Big Bad Bruce then arrived on the Jaffa and said the fog was so bad at the top of the southern outlet that he was using a knife to cut thought it.

With news that the Duel Sports blokes were seven or eight in number and were meeting us up there, and that Tony & Sue were also meeting us there, we moved off to regroup at Waverly before tackling the Sideling. We had some new faces, a very nervous looking woman on the back with Col, (noticed Bron did not get too far away) and a nice black Mazda with us.

At Waverley, the weather gods emerged in all their glory! Is this really Tasmania? Sun's out, no wind and its even warm! This could be a good day……

At Scottsdale for a break, we were met with two more Ulyssians. I think I now counted more than 20 bikes. Fabulous. It was warm (20 degrees), people were happy (we were not being blown to bits) and there was not a cloud in the sky.

From Scottsdale we headed for the Welborough Pub. It was closed! Phil was devastated. A pub with no beer. No TV to check Bathurst. What now?

Off again, this time up to Pyengana. Here is where the fun started. A couple, who shall remain nameless, headed off to St Helens for lunch on the excuse that they had seen the St Columba Falls before! Scotchie went too, mumbling something about being too bloody old to walk anywhere……A couple more, including a certain member of Her Majesty's Correctional Service, pulled into the Cheese Shop and Café, to hide from the advertised forest walk, while the rest of us went up to the magnificent St Columba falls.

The fit and healthy ones that is.

It was here that Margaret had had enough! "Will I jump? I can't go on; the red necks are chopping down all the forests; what would Bob Brown think? All that water being wasted!"

The St Columba Falls are magnificent. Just another part of Tasmania that takes your breath away. We walked down into and through the rain forest to the base of the falls and I must admit, it was beautiful.

After our exercise and brush with nature, it was back to the Pub in the Paddock for lunch. They do a magnificent job there, are friendly and the food was terrific. The Duel Sports fellas arrived right on 1 pm, lead as usual, by the god-faring Guy, and raved of their trip over the back blocks.

Like you, I shall look forward to their ride report!

After lunch, we 'roadies' decided to complete the loop and headed down to St Helens, up to St Marys and through the Fingal Valley for a break at Avoca. The 'duelies' were last seen hogging into steak and eggs, fish and chips, scallops and chicken. I presume they got home via Blessington.

It was another great day, the weather perfect (26 degrees) and as usual, the company was just fantastic.

Of note was the countryside. Green, lush and looking very prosperous. Views in the North East are always spectacular, but they seem just that little more special when traveling on two wheels in the company of Ulyssians.

Benny

Launceston Show Day - Tulips at Wynyard

Sometimes you have beautiful days. This was one of them.

Seven bikes and 10 souls met at Maccas, had coffee, and set forth for Wynyard.

The first great thing about the day was that three of the bikes (or 42%!) were FJRs! Isn't that lovely.

The second great thing was that it wasn't blowing a gale as we headed straight up the Bass Highway to Ulverstone.

The third great thing was that Sgt Kirk, who had been spotted heading out that way on the blue light machine, was nowhere in sight (or nowhere that we saw him anyway!).

At Ulverstone, the sun was out, it was 17 or 18 degrees, and delightful. From there it was up to Wynyard for fish and chips (fysh 'un chups for Bruce).

Here, one of our number, aka Tiny Tim McGee, tiptoed through the tulips. (The council workers were not amused!)

Some of the boys wanted to check out their ancestry, so we went to the biggest second hand shop I have ever seen.

The Wrinkled Rider was beside himself with delight, seeing his old 78 records, an His Masters Voice record player, a variety of rusted tools, a variety of pianola rolls, and a push lawnmower. Later he parked his bike next to a rubbish bin. Hmm.

But he did then take over the ride group and led us to what can only be described as a breathtaking vista - the tulips in full bloom. Lots of pikkies were taken and will be published on our web site. Gorgeous. So nice in fact, that Bruce compared them to the other sight he apparently saw at the gym the night before!

One only delights in the sights of this fabulous State in spring. The ride from the tulips around the coast and back to the main road is majestic to say the least. It makes you appreciate what we see and do as a group on our trusty two wheelers. Lets hope no-one finds out about the place.

Byron led us back along the old coastal road to Ulverstone, then down the Frankford Highway to Frankford and the Blue Barn café where we all reminisced on a beautiful day's outing. Wendy had a big cake covered in cream.

Again, great friends, a great day and a great ride.

Benny

Ride report - 28th September 2008

I normally write my ride report as soon as I get home. But not this time!

When I walked in the front door on Sunday night I had a lean of 45 degrees. Furthermore, the unleaded had blown out of the unleaded petrol in the tank, the bike's tyres had worn out on one side, the part in my hair had changed from left to right, my left shoulder was dislocated and a foot behind the right shoulder and I was babbling something to my wife about never riding again!

So I went to bed. Buggered. Aching from top to toe. Wrists frozen. No movement or sensation in the hands at all (let alone that other important thing). I opened one eye at 11 pm. Is the nightmare over? Was that real? Thank god I'm home! Did I actually miss that truck just south of Epping? I'm in my own bed now! Phew….

Folks. It was horrendous!

The wind. It came all the way from South America. I also reckon it came via Antarctica. I am absolutely sure it moved the mountains in the Central Highlands out of the way so that it could hit us without any impediments. Geez, it was crook! I know I have been prone to exaggeration in the past, but this is true!

But let me start at the beginning.

It was a beautiful day at 10 am and 14 or 15 bikes and lots of folks turned up for the President's Ride. (If I had known then what was in store for us I would have been perfectly happy to resign immediately! But hindsight is a wonderful thing!)

We set off for our adventure, heading to Poatina via Longford and Cressy. Col and Bron at the rear, Roz on her Police Impersonator, the Enterprise shadowing us, and everybody in between marvelling at the beauty and serenity of riding in the Tasmanian country side in spring. (By the way, what was that that zapped past us and off into the distant horizon?)

I though things were not quite right when I lost my scarf just before Poatina and all those lovely soles behind me simply rode over it! Hmm, this is going to be a long day!

Up the glorious mountain we went (Bruce had by this time shot off, ridden off I mean) and a couple of other bikes had decided that today was not for them. They headed home.

We re-grouped at the T-Junction where Poatina Rd meets the Central Highlands Highway, and then worked our way down to Bothwell. There we had a break, Arthur had two sausage rolls and a pie, and then we drove that magnificent road from Bothwell down to the Lyell Highway. That's just got to be one of the best roads in this State.

From there it was a gentle cruse down to New Norfolk, through the pristine Derwent Valley, which looked just magnificent.

Lunch we had. (Arthur had another two sausage rolls, a pie and a coffee). It was noticeable that the weather was starting to look a little ominous and the little old north-westerly was gaining some brutality. And lumps.

The run down to Bridgewater from New Norfolk via the Boyer Mill and the east Derwent road was uneventful. After all, you are limited to 80 kms. (Bruce hated that bit!). Others were a little disappointed that we did not go past and check out the former 'funny farm' (It's only a rumour but I hear that ….no, I'm not going there.)

Petrol at Brighton was uneventful until someone lost his keys. Of course, Bruce was blamed immediately, as he is definitely the sort of bloke that would do such a thing. Panic set in very quickly. Minutes ticked by. The group were getting anxious. They wanted to get home! Oops….the keys were in the petrol tank! Bloody Idiot! So off we went. Coffee at Ross coming up.

Then the mighty bloody wind really started to belt us to death. Struth, this was hard yakka. Finally, the group, bruised and battered, windblown and haggard, pulled into Ross for a well needed break and coffee. (Arthur had a sausage roll).

From there, we all headed for home. Tired, exhausted. In dribs and drabs. But, I reckon all had a great day despite everything.

From the bottom of my heart I want to thank those who came on the Presidents Ride. (I hope you all have a good time next year, I'll meet you at Maccas for a full briefing on what sort of day you had!)

Finally, a big farewell to Stefan who is heading home to Finland shortly. Stef's a great mate to many of us and we wish him well and look forward to seeing him here again soon.

Benny

" GROW OLD DISGRACEFULLY "